The Grauniad Quiz. These sentences from the newspaper have some of the letters mixed up. Can you make sense of them?

"President Obama mya sitiv Eouper lraet this year". What will President Obama do?
1. Buy a satnav.
2. Visit Europe
3. Visit Israel
The Grauniad wrote "Btirani's bestigg bemrekadr has been saved from collapse". Who has been saved?
1. The biggest bed manufacturer in Britain.
2. The biggest bed in Britain
3. President Btirani of San Serrife.
On the page which lists tonight's television programmes, the Grauniad shows a programme called "Tribains Ecrest Aess". What is the programme really called?
1. Tribains Crested Ease
2. The news
3. Britain's Secret Seas
On the obituaries page, the Grauniad has an obituary of Vesianero Staballoser. Who?
1. Severiano Ballesteros
2. Elvis Presley
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
On the page with letters from readers, there is a letter about Vserunitiy Sfee. What is the letter really about?
1. Osama bin Laden
2. A place in Scotland
3. How much it costs to go to University
Here is the financial section of the Grauniad. There is an article about the Regek Risics. What is it talking about?
1. The financial problems in Greece.
2. The financial problems in Ireland.
3. The salaries of bankers.
And now the Lonely Hearts page. One man says that he wants "a woman with lobned rahi and a ngoo nesse of muhrou". What sort of woman is he looking for?
1. A woman with fair hair who will laugh at his jokes.
2. A woman with dark hair who wants to travel to the Mediterranean
3. A woman just like his mother.
Now lets look at the Grauniad's book reviews. Here is a book called "Gishlen Nocokgi". What might you find in it?
1. Stories about Japan
2. Poems by Shakespeare
3. A recipe for fish and chips
In the Grauniad's sports pages, we read that "Manchester United are kloonig rof a wen riskte". What is that famous football club doing?
1. Winning lots of matches.
2. Trying to find a new player who is good at scoring goals.
3. Trying to find a new manager
Finally, we turn to the cryptic crossword. One of the clues reads "Tight Loneliness is best for people learning English (15)". What is the answer?
1. Dictionary
2. Listen to English
3. Television